The Rebel’s Funny Pocket Book of Art Secrets: Think Like an Artist, The artist's Way, Feel like an artist, The Humorous Way, Steal Like an Artist, The Honest Way.

The Codified Poetic Equation of "Art Everything"
Why read one book to learn one art secret when you can read one book to learn a thousand art secrets? The Rebel's Funny Pocket Book of Art Secrets is perhaps the most definitive guide to the art discourse ever written. A highly informative book of thousands of short aphorisms that recount an entire history of artists' perspectives with plenty of humor, poetry, and engaging and clever turns of phrase that all conspire to make this book an enjoyable read.
“A book that tapers from a poetic circular or meaningful circular base to a humerous singularity point” Jeff Cones
“An indispensable guide to ‘Art Think’” Bankskey
“Half funny, half serious, half poetic, half classic” Damien Hearse
“A true homage to the rebel cause” David Hackney
“A take-no-prisoners look at artists and their strange mattress ways” Tracy E. Man
"Mes pensées sont mes voiles" Francis Rubbra
"Ce livre est la preuve que nous sommes artistes quand nous ne sommes pas artistes" Ooh la la!
"La rébellion du bruit est terminée, il ne reste plus qu'une rébellion silencieuse ; l'art de la pensée" Anonymous French philosopher