Things You Couldn't Make Up

Throughout the years, as I related true stories of things that took place in my life, to friends, relatives, and even strangers, they would more often than not, respond with "That's something you couldn't make up. You have got to write a book!" So I began to compile some notes of things that took place over the years. However, it seemed that I could never find time enough to organize the material and put it down in the proper order. Finally, I have decided it is time! So, get in your comfy clothes, grab your favorite beverage, make a pit stop if you must, and read on, because, here we go!