ONLY IN BRITAIN: You Couldn't Make it Up!

ONLY IN BRITAIN: You Couldn’t Make It Up!
You’ve said sorry to a chair. You’ve queued for something without knowing what it was. You’ve politely refused a biscuit you desperately wanted — twice. Congratulations, you’re British.
This book is a collection of laugh-out-loud chapters about the stuff we do in Britain that nobody else understands and we don’t bother explaining. From pretending the heating’s fine when your toes have gone blue, to holding the door for someone so far away they have to run, it’s all here.
Packed with sharp wit, dry humour, and absolutely zero life advice, this is for anyone who’s ever nodded at a stranger in the rain or tried to politely leave a conversation three times before actually doing it.
Written by Amazon #1 bestselling author Mick Flaherty, this book is your unofficial guide to the habits, sayings, and daily weirdness we all just get on with. Because in Britain, when things go wrong, we don’t complain.
We put the kettle on.
We mutter “could be worse.”
And we crack on.
Enjoy the read. And don’t take the last biscuit.